Signs that you are growing older–
· Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
· You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
· Middle age is when work is a lot less fun –– and fun is a lot more work.
· Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
… · A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
· You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
· You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.
· The cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
· Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
· It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
· Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
· You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
· Middle age is when work is a lot less fun –– and fun is a lot more work.
· Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
… · A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
· You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
· You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.
· The cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
· Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
· It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
· When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask your self if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.